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My Retirement Plan More Dachshunds Tee – Black

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$34.95
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $48.95
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Comfort Colors® 1717 100% cotton Relaxed fit
espresso

My Retirement Plan More Dachshunds Tee – Black

$34.95
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $48.95
FREE shipping 3+ tees · $4.95 for 1–2
Comfort Colors® 1717 100% cotton Relaxed fit
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FREE Shipping on 3+ TEES | $4.95 for 1-2

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About this tee

A soft spot for the dog that runs the house. This Comfort Colors® 1717 tee is heavy, soft, and made for a lap that's always occupied.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Heavier fabric, garment-dyed for soft color and a lived-in feel.
  • Relaxed unisex fit, with room to be climbed on..
Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

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Made for people who look before they sit

(Because there's usually a dachshund under the blanket.)

Woman on a park bench holding a black and tan dachshund, wearing the matching dachshund tee

Every inch a dachshund

No generic dog stretched to look long. The back is the right length, the legs are the right kind of short, and the ears sit in factory position - the way you keep fixing them yourself.

Woman at a desk with a drawing tablet showing a half-finished dachshund sketch, her dachshund beside her

One person reads every email

No ticket system, no support portal. And the stories that land there - the ramp he refuses to use, the pillow that's his now - are where the next designs come from.