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Dachshund Black Kiss My Sass Graphic Tee

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$35.00
$35.00
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Dachshund Black Kiss My Sass Graphic Tee

Dachshund Black Kiss My Sass Graphic Tee

$35.00
$35.00
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Loved by dog people in all 50 states
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About This Design

This tee lets a wiener dog do the talking. A black-and-tan dachshund holds a full play bow — front paws stretched forward, hindquarters raised, tail curled up — with its mouth open and tongue hanging out to one side. The illustration renders the coat in layered brushstrokes, capturing the contrast between the deep black saddle and warm tan markings on the muzzle, chest, and legs. Bold brown lettering below the dog reads "KISS MY SASS" in stacked caps, tying the dog's expression directly to the punchline. The type color pulls from the tan in the dog's coat, making the graphic feel intentional rather than slapped together. For dachshund owners who know their dog runs the house and wears that fact openly.
What You're Getting

This isn't a thin, stiff tee that falls apart after a few washes. It's a heavyweight, pre-softened cotton shirt that feels broken-in from day one. Garment-dyed — meaning every piece has a slightly different, lived-in tone that only gets better over time. No two are exactly alike.

Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough to reach for every weekend.

100% ring-spun cotton · 6.1 oz/yd² · Relaxed, true-to-size fit

Wash inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. No bleach or fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Iron inside out on medium if needed.
Fit & Sizing

A relaxed, oversized cut - designed to wear loose, not fitted. Shoulders sit slightly dropped with a longer back hem. If you prefer a more fitted look, consider sizing down - the fabric is pre-shrunk, so it holds its shape after washing.

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We print on Comfort Colors 1717.
Here's why that matters.

Most dog tees are printed on the cheapest blank the seller could find. Thin, stiff, tired after four washes. We use the same heavyweight garment-dyed tee small US brands charge $45+ for.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz
  • Garment-dyed, soft from day one
  • Twill-taped neck, double-needle hems

Every 1717 comes out slightly different because of how garment dyeing works. Yours won't be identical to the one in the photo. That's the point.

Printed into the cotton,
not stuck on top

Cheap tees use vinyl transfers- a plastic layer pressed onto the fabric. Sharp for a month, then it cracks and peels at the edges.

Ours is DTG printed. Ink goes into the cotton fibers and cures there, so you feel the weave through the design. It fades the way the rest of the shirt fades- slowly, evenly, together.

Made for you after you order

Nothing sits in a warehouse. Printed fresh by our US partner, then shipped with tracking. $4.95 for one or two tees, free on three or more.

The 30-day “wear it first” guarantee

Wear it. Wash it. If it’s wrong, email us within 30 days. In most cases we won’t even ask you to mail it back.

Questions people actually ask

What size should I order?

The 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit and runs true to size. Prefer a more fitted look? Size down. Want the oversized look you see in the photos? Stay true to size or go up one. Full measurements are in the size chart above.

Will it shrink?

It’s pre-shrunk. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

How do I wash it?

Inside out, cold water, similar colors, mild detergent. No bleach, no fabric softener — softener sits on the fibers and dulls the print. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Iron inside out on medium if you must, never directly on the print.

How long until it arrives?

Printed and shipped within 3–5 days, then standard delivery with tracking. You’ll get a tracking link by email the moment it ships.

Where are the shirts printed?

In the US, by our print partner, on genuine Comfort Colors 1717 blanks.

My breed isn’t listed. Can you draw it?

Ask us. Requests are how we pick what to draw next.